Would anyone like a dick latte?
Images kindly used with permission from @dicklatte
Who doesn’t love their morning coffee! I have a tshirt which says “no coffee, no talkie”. And your barista can put a smile on your face with a beautifully crafted design that looks too good to drink.
But did you know that dick lattes are a thing?
Yep there’s a barista combining coffee and dick pics! This talented coffee loving Instagrammer is guaranteed to put a smile on your face with his unique frothy creations.
The creator told BuzzFeed that he was teaching himself latte art through YouTube tutorials when fate stepped in: “I was trying to pour a heart, but at the last second, a perfectly shaped penis plopped out onto the cup. I laughed and sent a photo to my friend, and we giggled. I promised to get it right the next day, but then it just kept happening. Finally, I just took the extra milk foam and poured some balls, added a few details with the tip of my thermometer, and called it a dick latte."
We do have a couple of questions. Firstly, would you drink a dick latte? What would you do if your barista handed you a dick latte – I mean it is an invitation? Was it a hump day coffee special? And is it ok for a male barista to make one for a straight male customer? So many questions!!
The anonymous barista is yet to reveal his identity as he says, "I feared my family and friends would label me an immature pervert who's too easily amused. Which I am, of course!" But with over 87k Instagram followers @dicklatte is the perfect way to combine our favourite morning activities! Coffee, cock and a smile on our face.
Make sure you follow @dicklatte on Instagram for your morning coffee shot.
Right, time for a coffee!
12 comments
cowgaluvoldrmen
More than a month agoI think that’s funny but a lot would be offended
ReplyWho cares it’s a foamy pic after 3 mouthfuls whose gonna know
I guess if it’s approved by the customer that’s fine but always ask first ! Not shove it under someone’s nose without asking
Mickh
More than a month agoWhile I think sharing dick pictures in coffee is great I believe that it must be accepted first. I was recently shown a picture of a cuupa with a dick pic that was served to a very good friend. She was part of a group of ladies that ordered coffee. She was the only one to receive a dick coffe, while she is a very acceptable lady I find it disgusting that the coffee people think it is okay to be extremely rude to find this type of behaviour to e acceptable.
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ReplyDeliciousEva
More than a month agoYes.
Well put. I agree.
I wouldn't want it given to me without asking. I'd feel it would be done as a creepy joke that way for the reaction of disgust and offence rather than the silly fun of ordering it yourself.
Zamboon
More than a month agoLoads of cream and foam cumming out of the vulva art please ....but no I don’t think I’d enjoy drinking the pointy end of a dick latte ....
Replyfarmerjoes80
More than a month agoThat's gold ;-)
ReplyKinkyGirl101
More than a month agoI follow this guy on Instagram. Love it!
ReplyDeliciousEva
More than a month agoHaha
I actually would.
I hope someone makes vulva ones soon too!
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ReplyAMM.Editor
More than a month agoHe's tried to do vulvas but they require a lot more technique. Just like sex really *wink*
DeliciousEva
More than a month agoHaha.
Of course they are...
This is why a woman needs to make them.
:)
(not me. I'm shit at making pictures on coffee)
Account Closed
More than a month agoIf they made a vulva one, I would love to lick it off !!!!!
Account Closed
More than a month agoOooohh Eva I Lurve the way you think mmmmmm
Lexecutie
More than a month agoMy coffee machine makes vulva coffees almost every time and I have burnt my tongue more than once ;P