Shameless debauchery

/ Shameless debauchery

Gee I love to write in rhyme
I do it all the time
Because when I write in verse
I excite blokes with my witches curse
And also I must confess
my witches spell will leave you eager to address
all your foibles both camouflaged and denied
leaving you simply nowhere to run and hide
So if you have the courage to say 'I do'
Beware you may be seduced with my witches brew Because I will corrupt your boyish morals in my LAIR
So only step inside if you accept the dare!
Firstly I will share my secret recipe
But you must believe in serendipity
I call it... ‘Shameless Debauchery’
Firstly heap lashings of frivolous sorcery
Next add heaps and heaps of spice
Now stir the brew clockwise, just twice
And keep it warm.. is my advice
Now sit naked to delight my eyes
Because remember your body I idolize
Next mix together some pheromones

And add some raging Hormones
Of course some raunchiness won’t go astray
For it adds to the flavour in many ways
But it is best you also include a fetish or two
Highly recommended for debauchery stew
Next pay attention to the music you choose
For I love dancing naked in nothing, but shoes
Now you also need to know
I love to dance over your big toe
So add liberal lashings of lust
For this addition is simply a must!
Now it is time I think I should mention
To your cock please give your full attention
And stroke it with mindful indulgence
Combined with equal amounts of reverence
Because it is my considered speculation
This Witches Brew needs my cunts ejaculation
Which (no pun intended) is otherwise known as...witch juice, goose grease, twat water
,love liquor, vulva sauce, French dip or slut butter!!!
By now I bet you are in a flutter
But my vulva sauce won’t be served up on a platter
So I hope this next revelation makes your cock grow fatter
Because my Goddess juice will splash all over you; especially over your big toe
But finally you need to know
The main ingredient to my secret recipe
You simply must indulge in ‘Shameless debauchery’
And fuck my brain
Again and again
Because I tell you true it’s a shame
If you think sex is a mindless game
So now that I have shared my secrets with you
Are you game enough to try my witches brew?
I leave that decision to you.
But I do need to warn it’s a sure-fire bet
You will hear my sad lament
If you tickle my feet by accident.
Because alas my bewitching spells will all disappear
and that fate is something all witches fear.
So I implore please keep this a secret between me and you.
Otherwise there will be grave consequences concerning the potency of my witches brew
Plus all my magical potions will vanish into space
Poof! Gone forever without a trace.
Just imagine for a moment if you will
that I would look like a silly old dill
if blokes were privy to this secret about me
and tickled my feet without mercy
Making me giggle and giggle for hours and hours
And sadly depleting all my mystical powers.
Then blokes would laugh and call me a crazy old crone.
So if this terrible fate you don’t condone,
and yearn to be seduced by my witches spell
I trust my secret you will not tell
But please remember if you want to avoid getting me into a pickle
I suggest my feet you don’t dare tickle
Thereby avoiding the dreaded giggle! Giggle! Giggle!