Just a fantasy… that I wish would happen.

You send a message that reads, “Hi there mate! Does your wife still fuck you?”

I look at your profile…

You’re a tall, large, well endowed man. You’re a straight guy who seems to be after married women.

I reply “Not very often”

You reply “Maybe she’s wanting to try a real man, who’s very well endowed”

I reply “Although that would be hot, that’d be very hard to setup”

You reply “So you’d be okay with me trying then?”

I reply “Yes, but how?”

You reply “Just invite me over as a work colleague/pub friend. Let me befriend her. Swap numbers with her. Take her out for coffee while you’re at work. Visit her while she’s lonely. Talk to her about the lack of sex you give her. You get the picture…”

I reply “Sounds doable. Let’s meet up?”

We meet up, and I tell you lots of her likes and dislikes, before I bring you home and introduce you to her.

You successfully befriend my wife… swap numbers, and agree to meet up for coffee.

A couple of weeks later, I’d just finished my lunch break at work, when I receive a message from you. It read “Your wife may be a little sore down there for a bit. I just fucked her for nearly an hour”