Do you know your Eggplants from your Peaches?
When it comes to instant messenger and dating apps it’s essential to know your eggplants 🍆 from your peaches 🍑
Undoubtedly the eggplant or aubergine emoji is the most popular emoji used for sexual innuendo since it debuted in 2010. Nestled amongst the vegetables -and we’re sure some foodies use it as it was intended - instant messages are awash with eggplants 🍆🍆🍆. In fact it’s the 10th most commonly used emoji by singles, and it became so raunchy that Instagram banned both the emoji and the #eggplant hashtag. What do they have against vegetarians?
And of course the peach 🍑 refers to a butt because that’s what it looks like – a juicy derriere ripe for the picking, or perhaps pumping. The Emojipedia team analysed a random sample of tweets and found that 33% of tweets use the peach as a shorthand for butt and 27% of emoji usage has sexual connotations. Their research concluded that as many as 93% of tweets with the peach emoji have nothing to do with actual peaches.
But did you know the eggplant emoji can be paired with other emojis like the peach 🍑 mouth 👄 and droplets 💦 to symbolize sexual acts, positions and more.
If you love the message you received reply with a tongue 👅 or go straight to a peach and a phone 📞🍑 to indicate you’re up for a booty call.
The taco 🌮 honey pot 🍯 peace sign ✌🏻 and fortune cookie 🥠 can all be used to represent the vagina.
An orgasm is represented by champagne popping 🍾 fireworks and explosions 💥
You can also link emojis to turn up the heat even more.
No, you're not pointing at a donut, this means penetrative sex 👉🏻🍩 or how about some oral sex until you come👄🍆💥
And we’re not sure if this emoji means I have a boner or I want to bone you.🦴
Although some people use the banana 🍌 hotdog 🌭 or cucumber to symbolise manhood, nothing beats the eggplant 🍆
Don't forget consent is essential, so stick with the eggplant emoji until she asks for the real deal!
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